There once was a website called topicsforhumans.com, a place where I had planned on adding volumes upon volumes of absurd things that came to mind. After three years and only 10 posts, I decided to retire the site and archive the entries here.
When Google Fails
May 11, 2010
Directions by car Approximate travel time: 13 minutes. Directions by public transportation Approximate travel time: 3 hours, 10 minutes.
Kobe Sets Sights on 10,000th Missed Field Goal
June 15, 2009
With a fourth NBA Championship finally secured, and one he can claim from out of the shadow of Shaquille O’Neal, Kobe Bryant has set his sights on the next big milestone in his career: regular season missed field goal number ten thousand.
Washington Scene
April 17, 2009
Two and a half years living in DC and I finally caught a glimpse of some of the mystery and intrigue that everyone knows is always just under the surface in this town. Shady characters everywhere.
Repair your schlong at once and forever!
December 9, 2008
Collected subject lines from junk email selling penis enlargement drugs.
Sarah Palin Spin Command
October 13, 2008
Take control of Sarah Palin’s army of Spin Commanders and keep the cruel, elitist media and their gotcha journalism from sticking their nosy microphones in her business.
About TFH
Archived text from the ‘About’ page, as it appeared on topicsforhumans.com.
